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All right.
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I’m gonna go drain the snake.
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Wally! Watch my beer.
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You’re gonna have to use
the woods, man,
’cause the toilet's broken.
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Ahh! Bullshit!
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Howdy, buddy.
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oh, God!
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Uhh... hello?
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Hello in there?
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Hello?
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This is the FM talk station.
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I think yesterday I started
the show with a story that
would make you upset and cry.
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About the dog--
oh, yeah...
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The dissection. Well, now
there’s another story
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that’s going to
make you upset and cry.
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From the Internet this time--
coming to us from Tallahassee.
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Shut up!
God damn it!
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Son of a bitch.
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Faraday.
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Yeah?
We’re goin' out
on a call.
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Why am I going out
on a call?
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Einhorn said to take you.
Said the call was
a little... weird.
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So now I’m
the "weird call" guy, huh?
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Yeah, ’cause you know you've
been so busy, he figured--
All right.
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All right. All right,
all right, I’m coming.
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Okay, what’s so weird
about this?
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Possible dead body.
Possible?
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Yeah, possible.
Well, is there a dead guy
or isn’t there?
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Caller said he didn’t know
what it was.
Ooh, spooky.
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And why couldn’t
another uniform do this?
It’s Alvared County.
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Our patrols don’t usually go
that far unless we get a call.
And we got a call, huh?
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We got a call.
Yeah, well, I’m the weird
calls guy, huh?
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I’m Detective Faraday.
This is Officer Reed.
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I’m glad you came.
We’ve been waitin' all mornin’.
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Right. Where is it?
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Where’s what?
The--
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the "thing."
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Sure, uh, come on.
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Right.
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Someone kicked the door in
with some kind of device.
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Maybe a car crash--
I don’t think so.
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Looks like somebody broke
the door from the inside,
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then picked it up and tried
to put it back on.
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What the hell
could do that?
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I don’t know.
look, the door
ain’t the problem.
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The problem’s inside.
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Here, look for yourself.
I’ll go 'round.
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Come on.
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Fine.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Now, tell me honestly, buddy,
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what the fuck is that?
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I was thinkin’ at first
it may be a dead animal,
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but now, I-I--
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What are you doin’?
What do you think?
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I don’t know.
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Has anyone touched this
or anything?
Oh, no, no!
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I made sure
nobody fooled with it.
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Right.
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Holy shit.
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That was about 11:40
that he left with her.
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And he looked out of it.
Define "out of it."
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Drunk. He looked drunk.
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What more can you tell me
about this woman?
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Ah, let me think.
Uh, Indian, I think.
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Indian?
You know, American Indian.
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Like, uh, Native American.
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Right. I got it.
Go ahead.
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Long black hair.
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She had, uh,
sharp features,
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like she was perfectly carved.
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Like someone really took time
makin’ her.
Can I get a height?
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Well, she was maybe
five foot five,
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maybe six.
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And, uh,
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she was just
real sexy, you know?
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One of those where,
you look at her
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and all you could think was,
"Man, I gotta hit that.
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I gotta hit it."
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Pardon me. "Hit that"?
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Fuck her!
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Ah.
Yeah.
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She had these eyes
like, uh,
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maybe they were
contacts, but...
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maybe like yellow eyes,
you know?
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Okay, so, what?
Light brown?
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No, man. Yellow.
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Like, uh, like a deer
caught in the headlights
of your car.
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Right.
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Who’s in charge of the scene?
That would be me.
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Great.
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Well, I hope you didn’t manage
to lose the body or somethin’.
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Nope, everything’s copasetic.
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"Copasetic"?
Yeah, everything’s cool.
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Whatever.
Just give me your notes.
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I thought Einhorn
was giving me this one.
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In your dreams, Dwight.
This one’s all me.
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You see, I’d say this falls
under the "violent crimes"
category,
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not insurance fraud
or incest,
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or whatever bullshit
they got you up to these days.
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- Animal attacks.
- Right!
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Sure. Animal attacks.
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Ooh, so tell me, does this look
like an animal attack to you?
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Actually, they were telling me
they saw some deer by the truck.
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Right, right. So a deer
rips this guy’s truck door off,
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beats him with a sledgehammer
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till he looks like surrealist
art, and then what?
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Retires to his chateau in the
woods to plan his next attack?
I didn’t ask for this call.
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Whatever. Like you haven’t
been beggin’ for a reason
to get out of the station.
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Detective Patterson
will be taking over for me.
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Have a nice day.
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I just got a call from the--
I know, we’re off the case.
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Yeah, they want me back
patrolling Greenwood
and you on an animal attack.
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What is it?
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Some old man’s pet monkey
bit some old lady’s dog.
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Now there’s a royal
rumble going down.
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They want you back
at the station.
Wonderful.
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That was before we moved
to Seattle, and I’d never seen
anyone own a monkey there.
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I didn’t think owning
a monkey was legal. I think
you’d better check that out.
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Yes, ma’am.
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Did you make a note of that?
That owning monkeys is illegal?
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Yes, ma’am. I made a note
to check it out. Yes, I did.
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He was always a vicious
little thing.
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He nearly killed
my neighbor’s cat.
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He picked it up and twirled it
around and around.
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He hit that wall,
that poor cat! Oh!
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I can’t have five husbands
looking after these.
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Excuse me?
Excuse me!
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It started at the groin.
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What did you just say?
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The trampling.
It was a trampling.
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It started at the groin,
then worked its way up
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and then back down the body
maybe 15, 16 times.
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That’s why it didn't look
like a body at first.
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The torso was shattered
and caved inward.
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What?
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It’s nice talking
to you, ma’am.
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I’m sorry for your loss.
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Did the morgue get in that body
from Red County yet?
Yes, sir.
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It’s already on the table.
The family’s requested it,
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but we’re going to keep it
longer to see if we can
dredge something up.
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What name is it under?
The guy’s name was Maltoy.
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Yeah. Henry Maltoy.
Sign me in so I can
take a look at it.
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They’re actually in the middle
of checking it out right now.
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Who’s the, uh--?
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Dana.
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Great.
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Hey, Dana.
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Dana?
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Dana?
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Dana!
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Christ!
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I thought they stopped letting
you wear your, uh, face things?
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Well, no one else would take
this guy so I figured
"fuck ’em," right?
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What do you mean
no one else would take him?
Just that.
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No one on staff would
look at him for more
than a couple seconds.
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Aren’t you people trained
to handle this stuff?
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Yeah. That’s what I said.
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I should probably get that.
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Do we have
a cause of death yet?
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Well, massive blunt-force trauma
would be sort of an obvious
guess. This guy got leveled.
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It looks like a truck
ran over him, then backed
over him, then ran over him--
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I get it,
I get it.
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But it wasn’t a truck.
No.
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Have any clue what it was?
Not the slightest.
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I’ve only got one thing
for sure so far.
What’s that?
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He died with a ha--
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He died in a state of arousal.
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How can you tell that?
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You see this?
Yeah.
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That was his penis.
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You see these lines here?
These are stress fractures.
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You wouldn’t see those
if he was flaccid.
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Something snapped his penis.
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00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,489
What do you mean "snapped"?
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I mean "snapped."
Look, I have a thought--
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Isn’t this Patterson's case?
Yes.
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But I was first on the scene
and I have an interest.
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- I thought you were off homicide?
- I am.
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But there’s a chance
this is an animal attack.
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Really?
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Yeah. Now, look.
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What am I looking at?
Just-- just look.
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Hoof prints.
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Hoof prints.
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I couldn’t get a flight out
until tomorrow morning
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so I’ll have an early dinner
and call it a night.
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00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,241
What?
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00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:08,897
Well, right now I’m having
a Scotch to celebrate the deal.
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Good.
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Right. Okay, I’ll see you
in the office on Thursday.
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Fine. Good-bye.
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00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:21,518
Hi.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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I bet I know
what you want.
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A cosmopolitan.
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00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,492
Am I right?
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00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,798
Yes!
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Bartender, a cosmopolitan
for the lady.
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00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,808
I’m only here for one night.
201
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,984
Can you recommend a good
restaurant for dinner?
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00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,422
Oh, thank you,
my good man.
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00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,034
Cheers.
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00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,043
So, are you here
all by yourself?
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00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:15,398
Well, this is, uh--
this is my lucky day.
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00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:17,183
Would you care to join me
for dinner?
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00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,930
I can’t believe how well
this day is going.
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00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,111
You-- you wanna go?
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00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:06,710
Are you hungry?
Uh, should we call room service?
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00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,989
You don’t fool around,
do you?
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00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:42,006
This is definitely...
my lucky day.
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00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,575
So this man lures a woman
into his truck,
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00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,229
he tries to have sex
with her,
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she gets mad and leaves.
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00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,843
Then a deer comes
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and stomps the man to death.
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Okay, problems.
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00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,376
One, there’s not a deer
in the world that could do
that kind of damage.
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00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,552
Two, the something kicked
the door from the inside.
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00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,336
And three, what happened
to the girl?
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00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,512
She went home.
How did she get home?
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She disappeared. And where
did the deer come from?
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00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:15,779
Maybe the girl went cold
and he had a deer handy
as a replacement?
224
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:19,000
It would be easier
to think of this objectively
if it wasn’t so damned stupid.
225
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:22,612
Maybe it was something else.
Other animals have hooves.
226
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,788
No, trust me.
Those are deer hooves.
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00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:28,444
Maybe the girl beat him
to death with a deer leg.
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00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,794
What’s wrong?
229
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:33,754
That’s one of those sentences
that you never expect to hear.
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00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,669
How do you think I feel
saying it?
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00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:38,193
Okay, look,
it’s 1:00 A.M.
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We’ve been at this for hours
and the best we have
is murder by taxidermy.
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00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,459
Okay, I--
I should be home in bed.
234
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,287
And I should be out partying.
235
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:48,247
Right. Thanks for
your time, Dana.
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00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,858
Not a problem.
So, um--
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are you gonna ask
to be reassigned, or--
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00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:56,037
No. No, it was just a hunch.
239
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,040
No, tomorrow it’s back
to dog bites and lost cats.
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♪ Whoa, my, my
tell me what do I see ♪
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♪ A long-legged woman
starin’ back at me ♪
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♪ lookin’ so good I'm howlin’
at the moon tonight ♪
243
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,912
♪ I see heaven in her eyes
and a devil’s smile ♪
244
00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:47,131
♪ Come on over
and dance for a while ♪
245
00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:50,570
♪ Shakin’ in my boots
I couldn’t move fast enough ♪
246
00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:06,499
It’s right here.
247
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,414
See the little lady right here?
248
00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:11,330
After you.
249
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,300
Mmm...
250
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:30,349
♪ Dun, da-na-na-na-na-na-na
251
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:42,839
Oh, wow...
252
00:22:49,063 --> 00:22:50,717
Wha--?
253
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:51,979
Huh?
254
00:22:56,244 --> 00:22:57,550
Oh, God!
255
00:22:59,029 --> 00:23:01,728
What are you doing?
256
00:23:04,992 --> 00:23:06,515
Stupid.
257
00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:19,702
Oh...
258
00:23:19,746 --> 00:23:22,357
Oh...
Did you hear something?
259
00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:27,536
No...
260
00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:35,022
No, wait. I definitely
heard something.
261
00:23:38,939 --> 00:23:43,900
No, you didn’t.
Come on, come on.
Let’s get in the truck.
262
00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:45,511
There you go.
263
00:23:45,554 --> 00:23:46,425
Okay.
264
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,132
There it is again.
265
00:23:58,175 --> 00:23:59,263
It’s over there.
266
00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:10,710
Retarded.
267
00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:16,063
Come here.
268
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,420
Ooh, hey...
269
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,337
did you hear something?
270
00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:30,077
No.
271
00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:33,254
Come!
Okay.
272
00:24:35,778 --> 00:24:38,825
Hey...
What?
273
00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:41,480
I didn’t leave
the door unlocked.
274
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:05,808
Oh, no!
275
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,849
Fuck...
276
00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:24,321
Can I help you?
277
00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:47,301
Yo, Dwight!
Yeah, yeah.
Yes?
278
00:26:47,344 --> 00:26:49,346
What? What is it?
279
00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:52,175
I just thought you should know
they found another one
of those things.
280
00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:53,655
Pardon me, "things"?
281
00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:55,657
Another one
of those hamburger things,
282
00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:57,528
you know,
trampled to death?
283
00:26:57,572 --> 00:27:00,096
They just brought in
the body this morning.
284
00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:03,665
I only know because Patterson
was having a hissy fit about
you playing with his corpse.
285
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:06,276
Hey, I didn’t play with it.
Whatever, man!
286
00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:10,759
Hey, tell me honestly,
287
00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:12,369
why aren’t you ever
doin’ anything?
288
00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:15,721
Excuse me?
I’ve been here
for five months.
289
00:27:15,764 --> 00:27:18,245
Up until yesterday,
I talked to you twice.
290
00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:20,987
But I see you every day.
291
00:27:21,030 --> 00:27:22,728
You always sitting right there
and your eyes
292
00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:25,513
are always right about... there.
293
00:27:27,297 --> 00:27:28,777
What’s your point, Reed?
294
00:27:28,821 --> 00:27:30,866
Well, I’ve never heard
of a detective
295
00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:34,130
that was assigned exclusively
to animal attacks.
296
00:27:34,174 --> 00:27:35,305
What happened?
297
00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:38,004
A lot happened.
298
00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:40,702
May we delve?
No.
299
00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:42,182
Oh, man, you’re no fun.
300
00:27:46,447 --> 00:27:49,319
That your wife?
We’re separated, actually.
301
00:27:49,363 --> 00:27:51,931
Shit, I’m sorry.
302
00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:55,195
Don’t worry about it, man.
Don’t worry about it.
What are you doing right now?
303
00:27:55,238 --> 00:27:57,806
Me? Um--
304
00:27:57,850 --> 00:28:00,243
Botherin’ you, I guess.
305
00:28:00,287 --> 00:28:02,376
I’m supposed to go
to the firing range,
306
00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:04,378
but I don’t have
much to do--
307
00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:08,382
You wanna go down to the morgue,
take a look at
that new cadaver?
308
00:28:08,425 --> 00:28:12,168
That’s not the sort of stuff
I do for fun.
309
00:28:13,126 --> 00:28:14,475
No?
310
00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:20,307
Christ!
Start working the highway, Reed.
311
00:28:20,350 --> 00:28:24,180
It’ll toughen you up
to stuff like this.
Same M.O., basically.
312
00:28:24,224 --> 00:28:27,662
Massive blunt-force trauma,
died in a state of arousal,
you know the deal.
313
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,838
But then...
314
00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:31,753
I found this...
315
00:28:33,973 --> 00:28:35,714
under his fingernails.
316
00:28:39,195 --> 00:28:42,155
That can’t be human hair.
Yeah, it’s deer hair.
317
00:28:42,198 --> 00:28:45,811
Deer hair?
Yeah, it looks like it got
pulled out during the struggle.
318
00:28:45,854 --> 00:28:47,595
Hmm...
319
00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:51,555
"Hmm"? Someone gets sliced
and diced in a struggle
with a deer
320
00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:54,558
in a hotel room
and your response is "hmm"?
321
00:28:54,602 --> 00:28:57,866
He was in a hotel?
That’s what it said in the file.
322
00:28:57,910 --> 00:29:00,956
Then we must have witnesses
saying they saw him there?
Yeah, with a girl.
323
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,003
Do they have a description?
They have three.
324
00:29:05,482 --> 00:29:07,310
Dark-skinned, long, dark hair?
You got it.
325
00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:09,312
That’s about all
they have in common.
326
00:29:09,356 --> 00:29:11,793
We got three different heights,
three different weights,
327
00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:14,230
although they all agree
she was gorgeous.
328
00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:18,713
Hey... I’m starting
to see what you say
about those hooves.
329
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:22,282
Some big animal
did a tap dance on this guy.
330
00:29:22,325 --> 00:29:24,284
Any way we can tell
how big the deer was?
331
00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:28,114
Wait, so we’re definitely
calling the perp a deer now?
332
00:29:28,157 --> 00:29:31,857
A deer or a deer-type animal.
Well, what about the woman?
333
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:34,816
I don’t know about the woman.
I’m still thinking about
the woman.
334
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:37,819
There’s no real way to call the
size, at least that I know of.
335
00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:41,257
But the hairs were short,
which probably means
it was either young or small.
336
00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:45,479
Oh, no, no. There’s no way
anything under 300 pounds
did this to him.
337
00:29:45,522 --> 00:29:47,742
I mean, this was a big guy.
338
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,831
It’s not like he was--
Maybe it’s strong.
339
00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:53,139
Really strong. It kicked the
door clean off that 18-wheeler.
340
00:29:53,182 --> 00:29:56,664
So, wait-- the girl smuggles
the deer in the room
under her coat?
341
00:29:56,707 --> 00:30:00,015
Stop with the girl. We’re not
thinking about the girl yet.
We’re still on the weapon.
342
00:30:00,059 --> 00:30:04,150
Weapon? Man, I thought
we agreed on an animal attack?
343
00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:05,281
Yeah, well...
344
00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:13,637
You got another one
of those messy ones, Dana.
345
00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:16,379
Oh... uh...
hello, Faraday.
346
00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:18,468
So soon?
347
00:30:18,512 --> 00:30:21,689
Just in. I brought it into
Room One, but they said
you were handling this.
348
00:30:21,732 --> 00:30:23,082
Great.
349
00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:26,302
Don’t feel bad.
I’m still the "weird calls" guy.
350
00:30:26,346 --> 00:30:28,827
What? So you’re not going
to say hello to me?
351
00:30:30,611 --> 00:30:32,874
I said "hello."
You should say hello back.
352
00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:35,007
I don’t even know
your name.
353
00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:39,838
I’m Bill.
354
00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:42,014
And you still should
have said hello.
355
00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:46,018
But I didn’t--
When did this one arrive?
356
00:30:46,061 --> 00:30:47,323
About 15 minutes ago.
357
00:30:47,367 --> 00:30:49,282
There’s still officers on scene,
358
00:30:49,325 --> 00:30:53,764
but Patterson had the coroner
take the body away
’cause there was a crowd.
359
00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:56,332
They’re still having trouble
finding one of his arms.
360
00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:57,899
That’s creepy.
361
00:30:57,943 --> 00:30:59,335
You’re driving.
362
00:31:25,709 --> 00:31:27,581
What the fuck?
363
00:31:31,193 --> 00:31:33,239
At least we found the arm.
364
00:31:36,851 --> 00:31:37,896
Oh, boys!
365
00:31:42,422 --> 00:31:46,078
Fuches, what’s up?
What are you doin’ here?
This is me and Patterson’s gig.
366
00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:49,255
Calm down. We’re just
checking it out.
No, you’re not. Get out!
367
00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:51,997
Where’d they find the body?
I’m not tellin' you.
368
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,737
Find your own way around.
369
00:31:53,781 --> 00:31:55,957
Dwight...
370
00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:57,263
on the roof.
371
00:31:57,306 --> 00:31:59,352
Ooh, first names.
372
00:32:04,226 --> 00:32:07,273
Faraday, what the hell
are you doin’ here?
373
00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:10,232
Just lookin’ around.
You just wanderin’ from crime
scene to crime scene these days?
374
00:32:10,276 --> 00:32:11,668
Calm down, man.
375
00:32:11,712 --> 00:32:13,627
He just ambles in here,
I’m supposed to calm--
376
00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:15,455
Come to think of it,
who the hell are you?
377
00:32:15,498 --> 00:32:18,501
Excuse me.
I’m Officer Reed.
378
00:32:18,545 --> 00:32:20,503
Reed? Didn’t I see your name
on Street Beat?
379
00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:23,419
What are you doing loitering
around my--
Detective Faraday has
380
00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:25,813
just as much of a right
to be here as you.
381
00:32:25,856 --> 00:32:28,903
He had the first one of these--
these things.
382
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:32,994
Murders.
Have you seen the bodies?
You think a human did that?
383
00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:35,301
What would you prefer me
to think it wa--
384
00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:42,656
Faraday, what the fuck
are you doin’?
385
00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:44,919
Get off my roof!
386
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,617
Just make sure you get
that guy’s...
387
00:32:47,661 --> 00:32:50,794
Good night, ladies.
Drive safely.
Shut up, Fuches.
388
00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:55,364
I can drop you off
before I turn the car in.
No, thanks.
389
00:32:55,408 --> 00:32:57,453
I live about a mile from here.
I’ll walk.
390
00:32:57,497 --> 00:32:59,716
You sure?
It’ll do me good,
clear my head.
391
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,675
Okay, get some sleep.
You too.
392
00:33:40,844 --> 00:33:43,586
No, now I’m definitely
losing it.
393
00:33:58,123 --> 00:34:01,082
Give me your wallet, asshole,
and I won’t cut you!
394
00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:04,868
Okay, okay, okay.
395
00:34:04,912 --> 00:34:08,089
Motherfucker! You almost
gave me a goddamn heart attack!
396
00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:10,265
Please, mister, don’t shoot me!
Don’t shoot you?
397
00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:14,095
Don’t you know better than
to mug a policeman?
You don’t look like a cop.
398
00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:16,837
I was gonna call backup
and have you booked,
but you know what?
399
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,882
What?
400
00:34:18,926 --> 00:34:20,319
Ow!
401
00:34:20,362 --> 00:34:21,929
You fucking stabbed me!
402
00:34:21,972 --> 00:34:23,887
Don’t pull it out!
403
00:34:23,931 --> 00:34:26,760
There’s a hospital
four blocks from here.
Have the doctors remove it.
404
00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:31,156
And when that arm heals up,
get a job and stay off
the goddamn street!
405
00:34:36,248 --> 00:34:37,771
What the fuck was that?
406
00:34:40,774 --> 00:34:43,690
All I’m saying
is that we cannot
rule out an animal attack.
407
00:34:43,733 --> 00:34:46,649
Weren’t you saying this was
a sexual assault homicide?
408
00:34:46,693 --> 00:34:51,132
Yes, that’s true too. Maybe some
sort of animal sexual assault.
Oh, boy. Here we go.
409
00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:54,744
I think your private
fantasy life is beginning
to interfere with your work.
410
00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:58,139
Shut up, Fuches.
Look, I’m being serious.
411
00:34:58,183 --> 00:34:59,967
Dana in forensics says
the blows are hoof-shaped.
412
00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:02,665
Right, Dana.
That pillar of sanity.
413
00:35:02,709 --> 00:35:05,451
The blows are circular.
414
00:35:05,494 --> 00:35:08,323
Hooves are ovoid.
I don’t think--
Shut up, Fuches.
415
00:35:10,499 --> 00:35:13,285
Murder weapon is hoof-shaped.
I’ll give you that one.
416
00:35:13,328 --> 00:35:16,462
But the blows hit these guys
with a tremendous amount
of force behind them.
417
00:35:16,505 --> 00:35:20,466
For an animal of that size
and strength to be hiding
in a major metropolitan area
418
00:35:20,509 --> 00:35:22,729
for any amount of time
is, frankly, impossible.
419
00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:26,124
It’s very possible! This could
be an unknown animal.
420
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:28,822
Some kind of a-a
mutant hoofed quadruped.
421
00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:32,434
Great. We got a killer
moose-man roamin’ the streets.
A new kind of animal--
422
00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:35,045
one that we haven’t seen before.
All right! That’s enough.
423
00:35:35,089 --> 00:35:39,485
In London, in 1981, a series
of brutal animal attacks
were linked to a freak wolf
424
00:35:39,528 --> 00:35:41,356
that was gunned down
in Piccadilly Circus.
425
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,142
I’m familiar with the case.
Then what makes this
so different?
426
00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:46,622
Because this is not 1981.
This is not London.
427
00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:49,495
These men weren’t bitten
or clawed or even scratched.
428
00:35:49,538 --> 00:35:51,627
They were pounded
into fuckin’ mincemeat.
429
00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:54,630
Then how do you explain
the bloody hoof prints
found at the scene?
430
00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:58,286
I don’t know. They're too far
apart for anything I know of
with hooves to have made them.
431
00:35:58,330 --> 00:36:01,289
My bet is, they’re from the perp
draggin’ the weapon
on the ground.
432
00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:05,598
That is ridiculous. The distance
between the hoof prints suggests
an animal moving on two legs,
433
00:36:05,641 --> 00:36:09,689
a biped that was leaping
or-or jumping, like a deer!
434
00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:12,474
And I can’t believe you're
taking this dragged weapon
theory seriously!
435
00:36:12,518 --> 00:36:14,259
As opposed to your
minotaur theory?
436
00:36:14,302 --> 00:36:16,696
Minotaur, that’s funny.
437
00:36:16,739 --> 00:36:20,395
Chief, all I’m asking is
the next time it happens,
let me be first on the scene.
438
00:36:20,439 --> 00:36:23,790
You callin’ dibs?
Yeah, I’m calling dibs.
439
00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:27,446
What makes you so sure
there’ll be a next time?
Two days, three bodies?
440
00:36:27,489 --> 00:36:30,362
I doubt a killer this brutal
is gonna stop without having
been caught.
441
00:36:30,405 --> 00:36:33,234
Oh, and you’re the one
to catch him, right?
442
00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:35,758
Christ, can you even
do a push-up?
Or shave?
443
00:36:35,802 --> 00:36:37,978
Shut up, Fuches!
Right.
444
00:36:40,372 --> 00:36:44,245
Because I remember you being
a half-decent detective
at one time, you’ve got it.
445
00:36:45,638 --> 00:36:47,727
Hey, come on!
This is bullshit!
446
00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:49,511
Deer shit.
Faraday!
447
00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:54,168
Just watch your back.
That’s enough.
It’s Faraday's case.
448
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,518
Yes, sir.
I...can’t hear you.
449
00:36:56,562 --> 00:36:58,259
Yes, sir.
450
00:36:58,303 --> 00:37:01,480
Now, do either of you
know anything about this guy
451
00:37:01,523 --> 00:37:04,265
who claims he was
attacked by a cop with a knife?
452
00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:26,635
Dana has the results
from the autopsy
of the body on the roof.
453
00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:28,811
Guess what she found.
What?
454
00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:31,205
Guess!
How the hell am I
supposed to guess?
455
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:32,250
Deer DNA.
456
00:37:33,381 --> 00:37:36,950
Deer DNA?
Deer DNA.
457
00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:40,301
What does that mean?
You’re Sherlock, man.
I’m just Watson!
458
00:37:40,345 --> 00:37:42,216
Right.
459
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:45,306
It’s pretty quiet around here.
You wanna catch some lunch?
460
00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:48,309
That new Indian casino
feeds officers free.
461
00:37:48,353 --> 00:37:50,355
You mean the new
Native American casino, right?
462
00:37:50,398 --> 00:37:54,533
They make enough money off
the slots to feed a couple
of brothers in blue, right?
463
00:37:54,576 --> 00:37:57,275
Let’s go.
464
00:37:57,318 --> 00:38:00,843
Howdy and welcome
to River Rock Casino.
465
00:38:00,887 --> 00:38:05,326
I’m Steve, the official greeter
here at River Rock.
466
00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:10,679
Say, did you hear the one
about the Indian brave
who went to the psychiatrist?
467
00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:15,597
He said, "Doctor, I don’t know
if I’m a wigwam or a tepee."
468
00:38:15,641 --> 00:38:19,862
The psychiatrist replied,
"Why, son, you’re Two Tents!"
469
00:38:19,906 --> 00:38:21,647
Hee-hee-hee!
470
00:38:22,604 --> 00:38:24,432
Yee-howdy!
471
00:38:24,476 --> 00:38:27,740
Say, why not try
our steak and lobster buffet?
472
00:38:27,783 --> 00:38:33,180
Or dance your troubles away
with the music and mirth
of the Magic Toys,
473
00:38:33,223 --> 00:38:35,487
now performin’
three shows nightly
474
00:38:35,530 --> 00:38:39,447
in the River Rock’s
spectacular Powwow Room.
475
00:38:58,423 --> 00:38:59,772
Please.
476
00:39:02,644 --> 00:39:03,993
Thank you.
477
00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:10,391
Okay, here’s the story--
478
00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:15,788
back when I was on homicide,
I was partnered with a guy
named Ted Neiman.
479
00:39:15,831 --> 00:39:18,530
Sweet guy, smart.
You know, really going places.
480
00:39:18,573 --> 00:39:21,402
He started criminal justice
classes because he wanted
to be a crime fiction writer.
481
00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:23,796
He’d sort of fallen
in love with it.
482
00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:27,365
Anyway, we were following up
leads on this murder.
483
00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:30,280
No big deal, just
a drug deal thing.
484
00:39:30,324 --> 00:39:34,546
Awesome! Yes! Yes!
485
00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:38,854
Anyway, we found an address on
this guy named Daiquon Barlow.
486
00:39:38,898 --> 00:39:41,683
When we got there--
We should have radioed
for backup.
487
00:39:41,727 --> 00:39:44,730
But we didn’t.
Ted went around the back.
I went in the front.
488
00:39:44,773 --> 00:39:47,080
Trouble started right away.
It was crazy.
489
00:39:47,123 --> 00:39:49,256
Crack addicts
running every which way.
490
00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:51,737
One of them decides
he’s not afraid of the cops,
491
00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:53,478
so he runs on me
with a pistol.
492
00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:55,610
Little white guy,
bright red hair, you know?
493
00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:58,439
Must have been around
95 pounds soaking wet.
494
00:39:58,483 --> 00:40:01,137
And I don’t have
my gun out.
495
00:40:01,181 --> 00:40:05,446
So I’m basically running away
a couple seconds so I can
pull the Glock.
496
00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:07,709
By then, he’d chased me
into this narrow hallway.
497
00:40:07,753 --> 00:40:10,364
I turned and I fired
my gun three times.
498
00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:13,323
One shot missed, the other two
hit him here and here.
499
00:40:13,367 --> 00:40:15,761
And I’m still rushing off
the adrenaline,
500
00:40:15,804 --> 00:40:19,417
scared to death that some
junkie’s gonna jump out
at me out of nowhere.
501
00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:23,986
And then I saw Ted--
my partner Ted,
502
00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:26,032
was lying on the floor
in back of the junkie.
503
00:40:29,383 --> 00:40:32,647
Both bullets went through
the guy and they--
they both hit Ted.
504
00:40:35,911 --> 00:40:38,131
So there was this
big investigation,
you know, and, uh--
505
00:40:38,174 --> 00:40:40,612
for a while, a few people
said that I planned it.
506
00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:43,223
Right? That I’d meant
to shoot Ted.
507
00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:46,966
Eventually, the whole thing
was dismissed as an accident,
508
00:40:47,009 --> 00:40:50,012
but people don’t forget
so easily.
509
00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:53,581
Einhorn took me off
active duty and by the time
he let me come back
510
00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:56,366
I was on animal attacks.
511
00:40:56,410 --> 00:40:58,891
So I was pretty fucked up
in the thick of it.
512
00:40:58,934 --> 00:41:01,371
And I was always out of it
and doped on anti-depressants.
513
00:41:01,415 --> 00:41:04,505
My wife left me and I lost touch
with most of my friends
514
00:41:04,549 --> 00:41:06,594
and then I had this, uh,
515
00:41:06,638 --> 00:41:08,857
this kind of a realization.
516
00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:10,468
- An epiphany.
- Yeah.
517
00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:17,213
I just realized that we all have
our time to make our mark
on this planet, you know?
518
00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:20,521
And all that I’d done
with my time was...
519
00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:23,655
get a decent man killed.
520
00:41:23,698 --> 00:41:26,092
That’s the mark I made
on the earth, so...
521
00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:27,397
That’s dark.
522
00:41:28,877 --> 00:41:30,662
Yeah, well...
523
00:41:30,705 --> 00:41:32,141
Shit.
524
00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:35,536
Well, now that we’ve had
our sharing time,
525
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:37,973
let’s figure out what a deer
monster has against horny men.
526
00:41:38,017 --> 00:41:41,847
You know, this girl--
this girl bothers me.
527
00:41:41,890 --> 00:41:44,545
Whatever’s happened
to these men, it’s happened
because of her.
528
00:41:44,589 --> 00:41:46,504
Right.
529
00:41:49,115 --> 00:41:51,900
Maybe it’s not a woman.
What?
530
00:41:51,944 --> 00:41:54,555
There’s this type of spider,
looks just like an ant.
531
00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:57,950
Builds these fake ant holes,
hides, then waits for the real
ants to follow him down...
532
00:41:57,993 --> 00:42:01,344
and then chomp!
Right.
533
00:42:01,388 --> 00:42:04,565
So you’re sayin'
the deer monster pretends
to be a beautiful woman,
534
00:42:04,609 --> 00:42:07,612
lures guys to somewhere secluded
and then stomps
the shit out of ’em?
535
00:42:07,655 --> 00:42:11,572
I don’t know--
All right. Deer Woman.
536
00:42:11,616 --> 00:42:13,879
Wait, what? You know
of a deer woman?
537
00:42:13,922 --> 00:42:16,751
Are you guys into
stuff like that?
Stuff like what?
538
00:42:16,795 --> 00:42:19,624
Native American mythology.
You know, the Deer Woman,
539
00:42:19,667 --> 00:42:21,887
the Piasa Thunderbirds,
the Rogoya?
540
00:42:21,930 --> 00:42:23,497
You know, stuff like that.
541
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:24,933
Sit down.
I gotta--
542
00:42:24,977 --> 00:42:26,456
No, no.
It’s okay, please.
543
00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:29,329
Sit down.
Uh, yeah, I guess
I got a minute.
544
00:42:35,770 --> 00:42:39,600
What you heard us talking about
isn’t a legend. It's a case
we’re working on.
545
00:42:39,644 --> 00:42:42,560
Somebody’s killing people in the
city, trampling them to death.
546
00:42:42,603 --> 00:42:45,475
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I saw that on the news.
547
00:42:45,519 --> 00:42:49,262
You guys-- you guys think
that’s the Deer Woman?
548
00:42:49,305 --> 00:42:51,699
What is a deer woman, exactly?
549
00:42:51,743 --> 00:42:55,050
Okay, here’s the story
how my dad used to tell it.
550
00:42:55,094 --> 00:42:57,966
When the Poncans
would get together
for a big social gathering,
551
00:42:58,010 --> 00:43:01,622
the Deer Woman would come out
of the woods and slip,
unnoticed, into the party.
552
00:43:01,666 --> 00:43:04,364
And she’s like,
the most beautiful woman
in the world,
553
00:43:04,407 --> 00:43:07,062
really sexy, built like
a goddess from the waist up.
554
00:43:07,106 --> 00:43:10,239
But from the waist down,
she’s like a deer.
A deer?
555
00:43:10,283 --> 00:43:12,764
Well, you know,
she has deer legs.
556
00:43:12,807 --> 00:43:17,116
Four legs or two?
You guys can’t be serious.
557
00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:18,944
We’re very serious.
558
00:43:18,987 --> 00:43:20,902
Two legs.
559
00:43:20,946 --> 00:43:23,818
Anyway, she comes in the party
and finds a guy.
560
00:43:23,862 --> 00:43:27,779
She lures him out somewhere
secluded, bangs him and then
tramples him to death.
561
00:43:27,822 --> 00:43:29,650
That’s the stupidest thing
I ever heard.
562
00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:31,913
Hey, it’s just a story.
563
00:43:31,957 --> 00:43:35,395
How come no one notices
she has deer legs?
She keeps ’em covered up.
564
00:43:35,438 --> 00:43:37,832
Why? Why does she do it?
What’s her motive?
565
00:43:37,876 --> 00:43:40,661
Why does everything have to have
a "why" with you people?
566
00:43:40,705 --> 00:43:43,969
It’s a woman with deer legs.
Motive really isn’t
an issue here.
567
00:43:44,012 --> 00:43:46,362
Okay, how do they catch her?
568
00:43:46,406 --> 00:43:48,234
What do you mean "catch her"?
569
00:43:48,277 --> 00:43:51,324
How does the legend end?
How do they kill the Deer Woman?
They don’t.
570
00:43:55,067 --> 00:43:58,766
She just kills everyone who she
seduces and then she disappears
back into the forest.
571
00:44:00,115 --> 00:44:01,508
Right.
572
00:44:01,551 --> 00:44:04,859
It’s just some silly
misogynistic Poncan legend
573
00:44:04,903 --> 00:44:08,297
and you two are acting like
this is a serious theory
in a criminal case.
574
00:44:08,341 --> 00:44:10,648
Actually, it’s our only theory
at the moment.
575
00:44:18,046 --> 00:44:22,703
I’m going home, shower
and change and get
completely drunk.
576
00:44:22,747 --> 00:44:24,618
What’s the matter?
This case getting to you?
577
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:27,229
Look, every legend
is based in fact--
578
00:44:27,273 --> 00:44:29,449
Every legend is not
based in fact.
579
00:44:29,492 --> 00:44:33,235
If you take that attitude,
we’re never gonna get anywhere.
580
00:44:37,022 --> 00:44:39,633
Look, I get off soon.
I’m thinking about comin' back.
581
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,722
Maybe hittin’ the slots.
You wanna come?
582
00:44:41,766 --> 00:44:44,464
Little drinking,
little gambling.
I don’t gamble.
583
00:44:44,507 --> 00:44:47,597
Did you see how they were
paying off in there?
584
00:44:47,641 --> 00:44:50,209
You saw one person win.
So now you’re gonna
come back and play,
585
00:44:50,252 --> 00:44:52,254
thinking you’re gonna win
like the one person
you saw win,
586
00:44:52,298 --> 00:44:54,474
out of the hundreds
of people in there?
587
00:44:54,517 --> 00:44:58,086
That’s correct.
It’s people like you
that make America great.
588
00:44:58,130 --> 00:44:59,740
You wanna bet?
589
00:45:18,890 --> 00:45:20,979
Workin’ nights now, Faraday?
590
00:45:21,022 --> 00:45:25,157
Not now, Fuches.
I’m sorry for being
such an asshole to you earlier.
591
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,116
The more I look at this case,
the more it seems bizarre.
592
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,814
Yeah, to say the least.
593
00:45:29,857 --> 00:45:31,903
Well, uh,
594
00:45:31,946 --> 00:45:34,253
Have a good night.
595
00:45:34,296 --> 00:45:35,907
You too.
596
00:45:35,950 --> 00:45:37,125
Asshole.
597
00:45:48,484 --> 00:45:49,703
Shit!
598
00:46:04,718 --> 00:46:06,024
Excuse me, ma’am?
599
00:46:08,243 --> 00:46:10,332
Can I get a 7 and 7 please?
600
00:46:10,376 --> 00:46:12,334
Well, I don’t see why not.
601
00:46:13,553 --> 00:46:14,902
$50 worth of chips, please.
602
00:46:14,946 --> 00:46:17,383
Here we go, new shooter
comin’ out.
603
00:46:17,426 --> 00:46:19,385
Any cme, horn high/low,
last chance.
604
00:46:19,428 --> 00:46:22,083
Yeah! Let’s go!
605
00:46:24,869 --> 00:46:26,131
Here we go.
606
00:46:28,046 --> 00:46:29,438
Shit!
607
00:46:29,482 --> 00:46:31,179
By the way, notes to pay.
608
00:46:31,223 --> 00:46:33,355
Hey, here we go.
609
00:46:33,399 --> 00:46:35,793
Thank you.
No, thank you.
610
00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:43,931
Should I play the seven?
611
00:46:43,975 --> 00:46:46,020
Same shooter, here we go.
Bets down.
612
00:46:46,064 --> 00:46:50,024
Lady, you’re the boss.
Here we go.
613
00:46:52,461 --> 00:46:54,289
Hey!
614
00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:55,725
How about that?
615
00:47:00,861 --> 00:47:02,515
Here we go.
616
00:47:02,558 --> 00:47:03,908
The old 11!
617
00:47:03,951 --> 00:47:07,259
Yeah! That’s what I'm
talkin’ about!
618
00:47:07,302 --> 00:47:08,608
Yeah! Yeah!
619
00:47:10,740 --> 00:47:12,351
You want me to let it ride?
620
00:47:17,617 --> 00:47:20,794
Okay, the lady said
let it ride!
621
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,665
Here we go! Come on!
622
00:47:22,709 --> 00:47:23,928
The old 11!
623
00:47:23,971 --> 00:47:27,322
Oh, baby! Where have you been
all my life?
624
00:47:27,366 --> 00:47:30,325
Oh! Whoo!
625
00:47:30,369 --> 00:47:34,895
Yes!
Here we go, new shooter comin’.
626
00:47:34,939 --> 00:47:36,723
Oh!
Lucky! How about
another round?
627
00:47:36,766 --> 00:47:38,116
Yeah! Yeah!
For everybody!
628
00:47:43,034 --> 00:47:44,731
Ohh...
629
00:47:44,774 --> 00:47:47,299
Ah!
630
00:47:50,432 --> 00:47:51,564
Yeah.
631
00:47:51,607 --> 00:47:52,913
Ooh...
632
00:47:56,221 --> 00:47:57,875
Oh! Ah...
633
00:47:57,918 --> 00:47:59,746
Oh, man,
634
00:47:59,789 --> 00:48:02,096
you are beautiful.
635
00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:07,536
Damn it.
636
00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:09,451
I’ve got to get that.
637
00:48:09,495 --> 00:48:11,932
I know, baby. It’s my job.
I gotta get the phone.
638
00:48:13,847 --> 00:48:16,894
Cool down, baby.
I’m not goin' anywhere.
639
00:48:24,249 --> 00:48:26,033
Hello.
That you, Reed?
640
00:48:26,077 --> 00:48:27,905
Dwight?
641
00:48:27,948 --> 00:48:29,689
I’ve been doing some research.
642
00:48:29,732 --> 00:48:32,039
That’s good.
I’ll see you tomorrow.
643
00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:35,129
This has happened here before.
About a hundred years ago,
644
00:48:35,173 --> 00:48:38,611
11 loggers were found
pulverized, they’d all been
seen with a pretty woman.
645
00:48:38,654 --> 00:48:43,311
Dwight, I’m a little drunk
and something’s come up.
646
00:48:43,355 --> 00:48:47,663
I’m thinking we should put
some officers in some clubs
and on the streets, you know?
647
00:48:47,707 --> 00:48:50,405
I’m a little busy now.
648
00:48:50,449 --> 00:48:53,234
I got a girl in here, man.
649
00:48:53,278 --> 00:48:56,368
I will call you tomorrow.
650
00:48:56,411 --> 00:48:59,980
Have you seen her feet?
Say what?
651
00:49:00,024 --> 00:49:02,852
Do you know her?
Have you seen her feet?
652
00:49:06,465 --> 00:49:10,991
Reed? Are you there?
I’m a fuckin' idiot, Dwight.
653
00:49:11,035 --> 00:49:13,776
Where’s your gun?
Call backup.
654
00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:15,909
Reed?
655
00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:16,866
Reed!
656
00:49:22,829 --> 00:49:26,137
Request backup at 3581 Maneri.
657
00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:27,965
Copy that.
658
00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:37,539
Fuck me!
659
00:49:59,039 --> 00:50:00,693
Reed?
660
00:50:02,303 --> 00:50:03,435
Reed?
661
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:06,568
Reed?
662
00:50:13,184 --> 00:50:14,794
Oh, my God.
663
00:50:19,059 --> 00:50:23,324
Officer down. Repeat,
officer down at 3581 Maneri.
664
00:50:23,368 --> 00:50:24,673
Apartment 406.
665
00:50:33,595 --> 00:50:35,032
What have I done?
666
00:50:48,436 --> 00:50:49,785
Oh...
667
00:51:16,856 --> 00:51:18,466
Goddamn it!
668
00:51:31,827 --> 00:51:33,264
Police! Police!
Don’t you move!
669
00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:45,841
Jesus Christ!
670
00:53:24,766 --> 00:53:26,768
Animal attacks...